brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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