Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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