I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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