my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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