One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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