it's too hot outside to masturbate.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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