Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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