Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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