and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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