question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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