How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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