so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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