My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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