what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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