Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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