Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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