I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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