I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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