If that was your dad, he is hot
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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