Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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