It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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