just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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