You can't special order awesome
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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