You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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