Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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