dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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