i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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