If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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