I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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