Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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