Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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