we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Randomize
