i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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