hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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