we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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