Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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