wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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