I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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