I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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