I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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