Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
