did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Randomize
