after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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