Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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