I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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