32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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