My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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