You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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