hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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