So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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