should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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