Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Do you have feelings for this penis?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
