No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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