North Korea, Best Korea!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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