so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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