I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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