I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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