he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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